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Old March 12th, 2013, 10:55 AM
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So I have this guy in another forum that's wanting to do a good ol fashioned pull off between his '05 Dodge power wagon 345 Hemi & my '77 modified 400 v8 big block + cam....Here's how the convo has went so far..
"AK, you wanna tie a chain between the beast and my power wagon?
If so, name the time and place lol"

"You mean hook a chain between Tha Beast (modified 400, v8 big block + cam kit) & your '05 "Power be Draggin"?!??!! Any day my friend, any day"

"Yup, 345ci, with all 4 locked in 4lo. Lets get ready to runble"

I need a good come back for this one...Any suggestions??
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Bring a sturdy chain so I can drag your ass back to the house.



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Here's my reply "Here's all I got to say bout that...Bring a sturdy chain so I can drag your "DODGE (Dripping Oil Dripping Gas Everywhere) power be draggin" back to the house!!!"
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Ohh haha & here's the reply "So I've gotta provide the chain and the *** whooping too?
And since u gonna dog on my Dodge, do I need to remind you what F.O.R.D stands for?"
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First On Race Day

Found Off Road Diggin'

Massively Over Powered And Respected(oops, that's Mopar )
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Ohh haha & here's the reply "So I've gotta provide the chain and the *** whooping too?
And since u gonna dog on my Dodge, do I need to remind you what F.O.R.D stands for?"
To dear mr. dodge: Naw, you just bring an unbreakable chain...I don't think that Dodge of your's can handle too much, ESPECIALLY winning....
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he may want to reconsider, as you may pull something off his Truck


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at least ya aint goinna need to even use 4lo for this pull off!
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If it's a dodge he better bring a new transmission with him too.
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