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Old July 24th, 2009, 04:30 PM
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A woman goes into a restaurant in a small town in Newfoundland. She orders the chicken and starts to eat. Eating too fast she starts to choke on a chicken bone.
Buford and Buck 2 redneck boys in the next booth notice she is choking. So they get up and go over to help her. Buford drops his coveralls and bends over and then Buck starts licking his butt.
The choking woman watches these two go at it and is so grossed out she starts spewing up all over the place, dislodging the chicken bone from her throat.
Buford pulls his overalls back up and says to Buck "You're right, that hind-lick maneuver works like a charm."

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the story i heard was that one of the bubbas flipped her skirt up and did the manuever on her. she was so surprised that she coughed up the bone! still a funny joke!


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Why can I picture BATES and a friend actually doing this?






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BecaUse yoU were the friend!

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I'll admit, I did set myself up for that.






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I got pics!

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post 'em!


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